I was checking my insurance claim on Progressive Insurance’s website for the car bonfire I had last week. We’ve only had one other claim with them; last year my wife was run off the road by an idiot SUV driver going too fast for the snowy conditions. Here’s the claim history for our household:
Take a look at the dates.
I’m staying home on November 26th for the rest of my life. Don’t even try to argue with me about this.
I’m just sayin’…