Author: LOLGOP

It’s Never Been Easier To Register, Which Is Why Republicans Have To Make It Harder To Vote

It’s Never Been Easier To Register, Which Is Why Republicans Have To Make It Harder To Vote

If you have to stop your fellow citizens from voting to win, your ideas suck. All you gotta do is go to GottaRegister.com, fill out some form fields and click submit. That’s it. Any citizen with access to the Internet can do this in minutes. And this is what freaks Republicans out. Republican Senator Lindsay Graham recently said Republicans don’t […]

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Welcome Back, Clinton

Welcome Back, Clinton

As President Clinton prepares to make his triumphal return to the Democratic National Convention, let’s remind ourselves of one thing: If what Mitt Romney is proposing worked, George W. Bush would have been the keynote speaker at the Republican Convention. But the fact is George W. Bush’s policies on taxes and deregulation, his foreign policy advisers and his key strategist […]

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The People Built This

The People Built This

When the GOP says ‘we,’ you know they mean ‘me, me, me’ One of the reasons it’s so easy to forgive the Founders who embraced the prejudice of their time and even wrote it into our founding documents is because of how the first line of the Constitution begins: We the People… In a time when only white males who […]

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The GOP’s Enduring Clint Eastwood Problem

The GOP’s Enduring Clint Eastwood Problem

The unforgiven Last night Bill Maher defended Clint Eastwood’s performance at the Republican National Convention. “He killed,” Maher said, pointing out that we’re always saying how scripted and dull conventions are. Here was an unscripted, unpredictable moment where a man and a chair brought great mirth to the convention goers. Maher knows firsthand that making strangers laugh is nearly as […]

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How the Media Enables GOP Lies

How the Media Enables GOP Lies

Ryan and Romney prove the only thing Republicans have learned since Bush is how to lie better Howard Kurtz is the one “media critic” in America with a TV show. And, better than anyone, his take on Paul Ryan’s speech last night typifies the media’s reaction what has become standard practice from the right wing. He called Ryan’s speech a […]

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Welcome to the Republican National Metaphor

Welcome to the Republican National Metaphor

Which night does Mitt tell everyone they’re fired? A storm descending, everything in disarray and a persistent effort to appear as if everything isn’t crumbling around them—welcome to the Republican National Metaphor. It might be nice to imagine hurricane menacing this week’s Republican Convention as a sign from Mother Nature about the danger of denying science or a rebuke from […]

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What Mitt Romney Doesn’t Want You to Know

What Mitt Romney Doesn’t Want You to Know

What you don’t know about Mitt Romney could cost you your Medicare For someone who has betrayed every political position he’s ever taken and lies about nearly everything, Mitt Romney has been incredibly consistent about one thing: Secrecy. Mitt won’t detail his policy plans. He won’t even let Bain Capital tell you when he actually left the company. And though […]

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What Republican Senate Candidate Todd Akin Reminds Us

What Republican Senate Candidate Todd Akin Reminds Us

Your “freedom” doesn’t include the right to tell women how their bodies work. When Todd Akin said that a woman’s body would not allow a pregnancy during a “legitimate rape,” he didn’t just betray a stunning ignorance of a woman’s biology. The American Journal of Preventative Medicine estimates over 25,000 pregnancies a year are a result of rape. Akin also […]

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Mammas, Don’t Take Away Your Babies’ Medicare

Mammas, Don’t Take Away Your Babies’ Medicare

By killing Medicare we make it stronger. And by “it,” I mean Mitt Romney’s tax breaks. There it was, on Facebook. A smiling picture of Mitt with a caption, “Your Mom likes Mitt Romney.” A promoted ad purchased by the Romney campaign to use my Facebook connection to get me to “like” the Republican nominee for president. A nominee who […]

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The One “Issue” Paul Ryan Brings Up

The One “Issue” Paul Ryan Brings Up

Republicans’ new favorite talking point is that by Mitt Romney nominating Paul Ryan to be his running mate it means that it’s more likely we’ll talk about issues. There’s only one issue Paul Ryan brings up. As someone who voted for the Iraq War, the Bush tax breaks and an unfunded Medicare Part D then proposed a budget that guts […]

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10 Reasons Paul Ryan is Worse for Romney than Palin was for McCain

10 Reasons Paul Ryan is Worse for Romney than Palin was for McCain

1. Paul Ryan makes Mitt look weaker. Mitt only picked Ryan out of weakness. He knew he was losing and he knew he needed to get attention off his business career and tax avoidance. Because of this obvious flailing, he was bullied by the far right into picking a running mate he knew would hurt him. Mitt may have finally […]

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