…or do they have this backwards??? Wood Wants Women. I’m just askin’…

I was just telling a coworker yesterday how I thought that having Barack Obama win the election was absolutely the BEST thing to ever happen to Rush Limbaugh’s career. But, after reading THIS, I suspect that he’s finally gone completely off the deep end that he’s been perched upon for so long. To whit: “But I just want to say, […]

I wanna work for the Onion… Also, from my bro-in-law: Factual Error Found On Internet. I’m just sayin’…

It’s just hard to see it there in black and white (and blue.) There was once a time when Man stood proudly at the top of the food chain. That time has passed. Now, fueled by a black and terrible desire for brains, Zombiekind has consolidated its power and cemented its supremacy. Surely, this is a black time for humanity. […]

No, not because she was being bitch. She thought she was being punk’d. When a man sounding remarkably like President-elect Barack Obama called a Florida congresswoman Wednesday, she assumed it was a crank call. So Republican Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen hung up. But, the Miami Herald reports, this was no prank. “I thought it was one of the radio stations in […]

Bob Hope, that is. I’m just gigglin’…

The Telegraph Newspaper in the UK has a great list of the Top 11 Holiday Cards for Geeks. Here’s a sampling: (That last one is the peptide sequence that spells “Peace”.) Good times. I’m just sayin’…

Not surprisingly, it’s written by The Onion: Everybody has this image of “crazy Christians” based on what they hear in the media, but it’s just not true. Most Christians are normal, decent folks. We don’t all blindly follow a bunch of outdated biblical tenets or go all fanatical about every bit of dogma. What I’m trying to say is, don’t […]

This is George W. Bush, the president of the United States of America, at the G20 financial summit. As he walks on stage, EVERYBODY is shaking hands with the person in front of him and the person in back of him but NOBODY shakes his hand. Hell, they don’t even look him in the eye. Imagine if Barack Obama was […]

Convicted felon, Senator Ted Stevens (Douchebag-AK) has been defeated in his bid to retain his seat in Congress. He was the longest serving felon Senator in the Senate and the longest serving Republican Senator ever. His seat will be filled by Anchorage mayor, Mark Begich, a noted non-felon. And for that, the world rejoiced. Good-bye Senator Douchebag. Enjoy your time […]

Funniest damn thing on the innernets right now, no kidding: Joe the Plumber – SecureOurDream.com I’m pretty sure he bought his webpage at Wallmart. Just so we’re all straight: His name isn’t Joe. He’s not a licensed plumber. And he doesn’t always pay his taxes. Is he an “average Joe”? Maybe. Should you pay to read his blog or buy […]