Category: Bwahahahahaha

Pajama Blogging

Home sick from work today having finally succumbed to a nasty cold. So here I am, in my jammies, checking the innernets for schtuff, and I find that Sarah Palin thinks that most of the unflattering things that were said about her came from bloggers “sitting in their parents’ basement, wearing their pajamas”. Then I watched this little tidbit that […]

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We Can’t Believe It. We Just Can NOT Believe It.

Failure to Blow Election Stuns Democrats Just minutes after their party’s longstanding losing tradition lay in tatters on the ground, millions of shell-shocked Democrats stared at their television screens in disbelief, asking themselves what went right. For Democrats, who have become accustomed to their party blowing an election even when it seemed like a sure thing, Tuesday night’s results were […]

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Obama = Hitler

Yup. According to Georgia Republican congressman, Paul Broun. “It may sound a bit crazy and off base, but the thing is, he’s the one who proposed this national security force,” Rep. Paul Broun said of Obama in an interview Monday with The Associated Press. “I’m just trying to bring attention to the fact that we may — may not, I […]

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You Wanna Know Something?

If Barack Obama turns out to be a Muslim, a Terrorist or a Commie, I’m going to be so embarrassed. I’m just sayin’ kiddin’…

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It’s Bad. It’s Really, Really Bad

Night of the Living Obama Supporters. I’m just sayin’…

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The Axis of Weasel

The Axis of Weasel

This is perfect: Have you ever wondered about the inner-workings of a big time, presidential campaign? Asked yourself, how do they do it? How do they craft a message and get it out to the American people? Well, if you’re John McCain and are 7 days away from seeing your lifelong ambition go down the toilet, it’s simple. You join […]

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Smear Tactics Confuzzle the Proof Readers

It all started with Sarah Palin’s first declaration that Senator Obama was “paling around with terrorists”. But wait. May he was “palling around with terrorists.” No, that doesn’t look right. Dang it. She’s gone and taken a noun and made a verb out of it and now nobody knows how to spell it. The AP says it’s “palling”. So does […]

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Don’t Play Craps

Second in a very, very funny series. I’m just laughin’…

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David Sedaris on “Undecided Voters”

THIS is perfect. I look at these people and can’t quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention? To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside […]

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It’s Good to Be the Queen

I hereby declare myself NOT GUILTY!!! *applause* I’m just sayin’…

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Swallow Your Coffee Before Watching This

“Who the hell pays $273,000 for ‘household help’???” “John McCain does.” “John McCain does? What the fuck?!” I’m just sayin’…

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