After Senator McCain finished his sleep-inducing acceptance speech last night, the hall rang out with Heart’s song “Barracuda”, clearly a tribute to Governor Palin’s nickname on the basketball court, “Sarah Barracuda”. Ann and Nancy Wilson from Heart don’t like it. Not one bit. They do, however, appreciate the bitter irony of that song choice: “The Republican campaign did not ask […]

Like his running mate, John McCain is clearly not patriotic. You can tell. He didn’t wear a flag pin during his acceptance speech at the RNC last night. I want to thank all the conservatives out there for making it so easy for Americans to distinguish true patriots from America-haters. Who knew it could be so easy? I’m just sayin’…

I just got this funny email from my wife: “Spell check wants to change Palin to pain or plain. Hmmmm…” LOL! I’m just sayin’…

Senator McCain abruptly canceled an appearance on CNN’s Larry King show tonight. Why? Because they dared to do this to his vice-presidential pick: Temper, temper, Senator. I’m just sayin’…

Wait a sec. WHO is the “big, blowhard doofus???! Now that right there is pure irony, boyz and girlz. Whatevs. I’m just sayin’…

I can’t help myself. If I could, I would, but I can’t. So you’re just going to have to accept that. Yes. If John McCain has his way, this is the woman who will be our Vice-President. *twitch* I’m just sayin’…

I never really thought about it like this: Heh, heh. I’m just gigglin’…

Could be a very interesting next four years. Barack and Michelle Obama and Joe and Jill Biden(Just kidding, kids, really.) “O”-Joe ’08!!! I’m just kiddin’…

Here’s what they showed you: Here’s what happened next: Heh, heh… I’m just laughin’…

‘Cause their artists make giant inflatable poop. Unfortunately, this particular giant inflatable poop got a little excited, busted out and blew down the road, knocking down power lines and breaking windows. It’s called “Complex Shit”. I wonder if a government grant was involved at all? UPDATE: Turns out the artist is actually American. Go figure. I’m just sayin’…

244 days. 244 days. 244 days. I have to keep reminding myself we only have to put up with this buffoon for 244 more days. January 20, 2009 can NOT come fast enough… I’m just cringin’…