Category: Bwahahahahaha

Unhinged tea partier hacks television station email account to attack progressives – hilarity ensues

Unhinged tea partier hacks television station email account to attack progressives – hilarity ensues

Rage against the caffeine

Eclectablog reader Connie Crew recently sent an email to a variety of media outlets that were running the insultingly deceitful anti-Proposal 2 ad (see my post on that HERE.) She did so using a We Are the People website called Stop the Lies!

She got back an email that about curled her hair.

Read all of the tea party hilarity after the jump.

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Mitt Romney is a warm & friendly guy who “just happens to be running for president”

Mitt Romney is a warm & friendly guy who “just happens to be running for president”

Oops, I accidentally ran for president

Mitt Romney is desperately — DESPERATELY! — trying to be liked. With his unfavorables at tragically low levels, he’s now pitching himself as “a warm, friendly … who just happens to be running for president.”

Seriously. Details on his latest fail attempt to be liked after the jump.

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Romney fundraising email today: “On Board with Mitt” (Just don’t, you know, open the windows)

Romney fundraising email today: “On Board with Mitt” (Just don’t, you know, open the windows)

Has there ever, EVER been a worse-run campaign???

Anne and I were sitting around with cocktails and dogs watching Rachel Maddow talk about Mitt Romney’s absurd statement about not understanding why you can’t roll down the windows in a jet airliner that’s flying through the air at hundreds of miles per hour so high there isn’t enough oxygen to breath.

Then I got an email titled: “On Board with Mitt” with the picture of him on a jet. Details and graphics after the jump.

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Jill Biden inadvertently references Joe’s penis, cracks up self and everyone else

Jill Biden inadvertently references Joe’s penis, cracks up self and everyone else

Joe has a BFP?!

Yesterday, at a campaign stop in New Hampshire with her husband Vice President Joe Biden, the crowd reacted to one of Jill Biden’s comments as if she was referencing her husband’s junk. The unintentional double entendre cracked up Joe, the crowd, and Jill Biden herself.

“I’ve seen Joe up close,” Dr. Biden said, holding her hands a couple feet apart.

The crowd started cheering and whistling and catcalling and Jill turned around repeatedly to look at her husband who was also cracking up.

Video and more childish humor after the jump.

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Romney campaign bus stop in Mount Pleasant, Michigan draws several

Romney campaign bus stop in Mount Pleasant, Michigan draws several

A massive crowd of 17…

One of several Romney campaign buses making the rounds in the USA made a stop on the campus of Central Michigan University in Mount Pleasant this week and drew a teeming crowd of “about 17”. Michigan Victory Communications Director Kelsey Knight said, “We’re here in an effort to splash how strong our grassroots efforts here in Michigan.”

Mission not accomplished.

More after the jump.

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Romney Economics: The infomercial

Romney Economics: The infomercial

Heh, heh…

The latest video from the Obama campaign pokes fun at what they call “Romney Economics”. Seems like they are enjoying the Republican National Convention as much at the Ron Paul supporters are not

Watch it after the jump.

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Wind makes a surprise appearance during Romney’s energy policy presentation

Wind makes a surprise appearance during Romney’s energy policy presentation

Hello, Mitt? God here. I have a message for you…

Mitt Romney unveiled his Drill Here, Drill Now fantasy of an “energy policy” yesterday and the wind made a surprise appeance. Not IN his presentation but nearly blowing DOWN his presentation.

“I have a chart that still, despite the wind, is still holding up up here,” Romney said, showing his giant chart. “These guys have held it up with about every piece of weight you can think of…”

Watch the video after the jump.

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Graphically @LOLGOP: Gay choice edition

Graphically @LOLGOP: Gay choice edition

To be or not to be, that is the question

Larger version suitable for sharing and pinning after the jump.

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A simple flowchart to understand why Zombie Emergency Manager Law PA 72 is dead

A simple flowchart to understand why Zombie Emergency Manager Law PA 72 is dead

“He’s dead, Jim…”

Earlier today, I wrote about how Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette is trying to resurrect the Zombie Emergency Financial Manager Law, PA72. I showed how he’s using circuitous logic to arrive at that conclusion. But, it’s pretzel logic at it finest.

He says first that MCL 8.4, which prevents the resurrection of a dead law, doesn’t apply because PA4 is only suspended, not repealed. Therefore, it’s still on the books and MCL 8.4 doesn’t prevent them from resurrecting PA72.

Then he says that, because PA4 is gone, its repeal of PA72 doesn’t exist so it is able to rise from the dead to walk the earth among the living.

I put together this easy-to-follow flowchart to help out AG Schuette who seems to lack the ability to grasp simple, common sense concepts. It’s so basic that even Mr. Schuette should be able to wrap his simple mind around it.

(Psst! It’s after the jump.)

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The International Tour of Shame & Embarrassment concludes. Welcome back, Mitt!

The International Tour of Shame & Embarrassment concludes. Welcome back, Mitt!

“A gold medal gaffe…”

I don’t know about you, but the “Kiss my ass, show some respect” line from the Romney campaign in Poland this week was the clear gold medal winner on Mitt Romney’s International Tour of Shame & Embarrassment™.

The DNC has put together a nice collection of headlines and news clips from the Tour™. It’s … well, it’s just plain awesome sauce with a side order of HA!

Video after the jump.

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Wha–???! I agree with Rush Limbaugh???!

Wha–???! I agree with Rush Limbaugh???!

Who woulda thunk it?

Earlier this week, Rush Limbaugh suggested that the bad guy in the new Batman movie was somehow intentionally named “Bane” to hurt Mitt Romney. Then, yesterday, he said Romney is more like Batman.

I agree. See why after the jump.

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