Category: Things That Make You Go Hmmm

A Sane Alternative to the Bailout Plan?

Have you seen this email? Hi Pals, I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend. To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a […]

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Fish Just HATE Hurricanes!

Fish Just HATE Hurricanes!

Fish left stranded in a chainlink fence after Hurricane Ike left the area. Poor li’l dudes. I’m just sayin’…

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Chris Matthews Finds His Voice

Holy crap. Chris Matthews over at MSNBC is on FIRE in this segment. You need to watch the WHOLE thing. He eviscerates Pat Buchanan. Love it. Whoa. I’m just sayin’…

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Be Careful What You Ask For

Be Careful What You Ask For

Focus on the Family douchebag and digital media director for Focus on the Family’s “Focus Action”, Stuart Shepard, sent out a YouTube plea that people pray for rain on the night of Senator Obama’s acceptance speech. In fact, not just rain but “Abundant rain. Torrential rain. Urban and small stream flood advisory rain.” Unfortunately for them, God heard their prayers […]

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Dude, Are You Checking Out Her ASS???!

Jesus, McCain, get a grip, dude. Watch him while Palin speaks. He even gets “busted” a couple of times. Here’s the far less appropriate version with the thoughts running through McCain’s head over-dubbed. I’m warning you, it’s pretty inappropriate: I’m just sayin’…

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Breasts! Lots and Lots of Breasts!!!

Breasts! Lots and Lots of Breasts!!!

The folks over at Wonderbra know what people like and what people like is boobs. Breasts. The more the better. So they’ve put together a mosaic of 8,000 women in their bras to advertise their product line of D to G Cup Wonderbras. Click the picture below to go to their website where you can zoom in on any or […]

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When Is a Crime Not a Crime?

I assumed that if you break a law, it’s “crime”. Kinda by definition, right? Not according to our Attorney General, Michael Mukasey. Turns out he’s NOT going to prosecute Justice Department staffers who broke laws regarding hiring practices that involved political considerations. Mukasey used his sharpest words yet to criticize the senior leaders who took part in or failed to […]

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Anime Eyes? Noooooooo!!!

Anime Eyes? Noooooooo!!!

Okay, it’s official. I’m totally creeped out. Extra-wide contacts that give you (not ME!) real-life anime eyes. Eeeew. Some things just should not be done. And this is one of them. I’m just sayin’…

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Ah. So That’s What It’s Like. Eep.

Could be the funniest full-blown description of getting a Brazilian on the internets. Any of them. Money line: ““Well, anytime anyone’s yanking hairs out of your pussy, there’s gonna be a little pain.” Yeeouch. I’m just sayin’…

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Disrespecting the American Flag

Disrespecting the American Flag

God Forbid Senator Obama Do Something Like THIS… He’s like a bored little kid. And then there’s this: If Barack Obama got caught doing something like this with the American flag, the heavens themselves would come crashing down on him and the endless ranting and raving on every talk show, radio show, news report, magazine article, blog and political commentary […]

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Proud to be an American

Proud to be an American

With presidential leadership like this, what’s not to be proud about, eh? What a classy guy. Not. I’m just embarrassed…

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