Funniest damn thing on the innernets right now, no kidding: Joe the Plumber – SecureOurDream.com I’m pretty sure he bought his webpage at Wallmart. Just so we’re all straight: His name isn’t Joe. He’s not a licensed plumber. And he doesn’t always pay his taxes. Is he an “average Joe”? Maybe. Should you pay to read his blog or buy […]

Home sick from work today having finally succumbed to a nasty cold. So here I am, in my jammies, checking the innernets for schtuff, and I find that Sarah Palin thinks that most of the unflattering things that were said about her came from bloggers “sitting in their parents’ basement, wearing their pajamas”. Then I watched this little tidbit that […]

Failure to Blow Election Stuns Democrats Just minutes after their party’s longstanding losing tradition lay in tatters on the ground, millions of shell-shocked Democrats stared at their television screens in disbelief, asking themselves what went right. For Democrats, who have become accustomed to their party blowing an election even when it seemed like a sure thing, Tuesday night’s results were […]

Yup. According to Georgia Republican congressman, Paul Broun. “It may sound a bit crazy and off base, but the thing is, he’s the one who proposed this national security force,” Rep. Paul Broun said of Obama in an interview Monday with The Associated Press. “I’m just trying to bring attention to the fact that we may — may not, I […]

If Barack Obama turns out to be a Muslim, a Terrorist or a Commie, I’m going to be so embarrassed. I’m just sayin’ kiddin’…

Night of the Living Obama Supporters. I’m just sayin’…

This is perfect: Have you ever wondered about the inner-workings of a big time, presidential campaign? Asked yourself, how do they do it? How do they craft a message and get it out to the American people? Well, if you’re John McCain and are 7 days away from seeing your lifelong ambition go down the toilet, it’s simple. You join […]

It all started with Sarah Palin’s first declaration that Senator Obama was “paling around with terrorists”. But wait. May he was “palling around with terrorists.” No, that doesn’t look right. Dang it. She’s gone and taken a noun and made a verb out of it and now nobody knows how to spell it. The AP says it’s “palling”. So does […]

Second in a very, very funny series. I’m just laughin’…

THIS is perfect. I look at these people and can’t quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention? To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside […]

I hereby declare myself NOT GUILTY!!! *applause* I’m just sayin’…