Tag: Palin

Future of the Republican Party, My Ass

I just get the biggest laugh out of all this ridiculous talk about “Palin 2012” like she’s got some kind of serious shot at being on the top of the GOP ticket in 2012. Gimme a break. The woman can barely string together a coherent sentence without written remarks in front of her. She’s given one (ONE!) press conference since […]

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It’s Good to Be the Queen

I hereby declare myself NOT GUILTY!!! *applause* I’m just sayin’…

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McCain: Republican “Placeholder”

McCain: Republican “Placeholder”

Perhaps the biggest problem for John McCain, self-proclaimed “maverick” (retch), is that he has bucked his own party for so long that he has incurred the enmity of many in his party. However, in an election year where “change” is so essential, something (perhaps the only thing) that Democrats and Republicans agree on, putting McCain at the top of the […]

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McCain Who? Gimme PALIN!

McCain Who? Gimme PALIN!

You would have thought that after last week’s sorry debate performance that Sarah Palin’s star would have completely faded from the sky. However, you would have been wrong. Like Rich Lowry and so many other conservative pundits, there is a certain segment of the electorate that is … well … let’s face it: They’re hot for Sarah. They don’t care […]

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Piper Palin is my Hero

Piper Palin is my Hero

Do NOT fuck with Piper Palin. By the way, what the hell is her mother wearing??? I’m just sayin’…

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National Review’s Lowry: Wood for Palin

This really is obscene. I’ve seen it for a couple of days now and I have thought it bad all along but, seriously, the more I think about, the more unseemly it…seems: I’m sure I’m not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, “Hey, I […]

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Letterman in the House!

Heh, heh… Letterman sums up Seeruh Palin’s debate performance: I’m just sayin’…

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Noun, Verb, Maverick

Although I know I shouldn’t be, I am flabbergasted that the media in this country seem to completely ignore the fact that, beyond making a little verbal flub here and there like anyone in the public spotlight is likely to do, Sarah Palin seems to have no interest in being grammatically correct and speaking in correct sentence. Here are but […]

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Dick Cheney with a Tiara and Such As

Last night’s vice presidential debate was very enjoyable for me. Joe Biden hit all the right notes and showed that he has a firm grasp on both domestic and foreign policy issues and supports his candidate’s positions on how to move forward. His demeanor was perfect: not too snarky and condescending but not too wishy-washy either. Sarah Palin, on the […]

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Vice Presidential Debate Prediction

Prediction: Palin will do just fine. The format pretty much ensures it. They each get 90 seconds to respond with an additional 2 minutes for discussion. No follow-up questions and a 2 minute closing statement. Palin is good at rambling on without saying anything of substance so filling 3½ minutes with nice-sound pablum will be no problem for her. Also, […]

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Political Joke

Seems apropos of Sarah Palin to me: While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who’s hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Palin and her bid. The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Palin is a […]

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